I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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