does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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