no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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