Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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