great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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