I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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