Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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