New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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