Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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