She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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