i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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