White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize