Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
