just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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