She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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