kristin has been a bad kristin
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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