I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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