Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
