Pants 0. Shit 1.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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