? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
id be glad to
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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