i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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