he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The ass gains better be worth it
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