just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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