The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I am available for nakedness
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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