You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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