Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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