Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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