he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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