Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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