ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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