Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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