plz talk dirty to me
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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