Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
well you can't waste a boner
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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