I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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