i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Boobs speak an international language.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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