why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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