We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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