I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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