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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  SEEEEXXX PLEASE

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?

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  bc i get to see you. naked.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.

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  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex

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