white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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