he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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