I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
we should paint friendship bongs
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