i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm both gender and math confused
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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