so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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