4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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