dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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