You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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