i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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