Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
My dick has a subreddit
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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