i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Green mimosas i think yes
Watching her eat just hurts me
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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