Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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