should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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