I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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