Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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