it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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