So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
