He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I need help removing her.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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