Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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