barbara walters just said penis...
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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