:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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